I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
when ppl start talkin shit about someone who treated you like garbage
*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
when i die i want that cool thing done where they take your ashes and pressurise them enough to turn them into a precious gem. i then want that gem forged into a swords hilt so my heir can avenge me because im not dying unless im killed i can assure you