bigeisamazing:

ridge:

these hoes aint loyal

this shit would never happen at Target

(via the-pietriarchy)

  • interviewer: tell us why we should hire you
  • me: look at me

punkmoss:

i feel like mary lambert just saved my entire day by putting out this music video

(via vanillish)

cokeflow:

“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed

(Source: cokeflow, via crystallized-teardrops)

weavemunchers:

Ladies & gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. If you look thru the left hand windows right now you’ll see me doing the worm on the runway

(via circumcising)

slogon:

barack-obottm:

dick had me like

YOU BITCHES NEED GOD OMFG

(via whiteboyfriend)

mindpalce:

mindpalce:

huntereve18:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mildly-intoxicated:

my favourite picture on tumblr ever

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD

Threety three

Fourty four

I have realized my mistake

(via crystallized-teardrops)

sheepalicious:

takeawaysthepain:

nentindo:

how do beliebers still even exist

How do dumbasses still exist?

thats literally the exact same question

(via whiteboyfriend)

indelicacyy:

harm3l0dy:

of-mice-and-tonyperry:

iwillseethesky:

longlivetalley:

onephonecallfromourknees:

evanescentexpressions:

inthetardisthespookytardis:

So I accidentally started playing the vocal-only-version of crushcrushcrush in two tabs

oh my god beautiful mistake

Orgasms. Ejaculated semen EVEYWHERE.

HOLY

what the..

yesyesyesyesyesyes

this is literally just so omg i literally cant

oh sweet baby Jesus….

This is perfect.

(Source: unnaturral, via fuckyeahhayleywilliams)

beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

(via beyoncevevo)