awwww-cute:

Let him out, came out a minute later to check on him

(via vanillish)

2-shane-s:

"…..so what are we?"

(Source: always-returning, via whiteiggy)

flaccidtrip:

voodouqueen:

nya-kin:

Didn’t even let her finish talking lmaoo

Glozell ass so goofy i swea !! She keep gettin herself hurt for these jokes

IM ABOTU FTOFCLOMG KILL MYSLF

(via clavid)

so if Nicki wasn’t talking about Eiffel what tower was she talking about

(Source: bakwaz, via thatsmoderatelyraven)

magik0rp:

Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me

(via trust)

manipulistic:

Drake seen in recovery after “Anaconda” music video

(via togepenis)

bird0fhermes:

I’m crying oh my fucking god

(Source: omg-humor, via heliolisk)

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dilfgod:

straight friend: aw I don’t understand why you’re still single

me: because approximately 8% of the us population identifies under the lgbtq community where 1.1% identifies as lesbian female, 3.5% as bisexual female, 1.7% as gay male, 1.1% as bisexual male, .3% as trans, and .3% as something else, then there’s finding someone who I’m compatible with emotionally, physically, and romantically from less than 8% of the population, and may or may not live near me

(via lipstickconspiracy)

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thatfuckingcrowv2:

orlandobloomers:

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

(via precumming)

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