spotastic:

This guy really blew it.

(via scottthepilgrim)

  • Person: are you going to the party tonight?
  • Me every Friday: nah I have to work at 9am tomorrow and I don't really feel like it
  • Me every Friday: goes

pinupgalore-lanadelrey:

Lana Del Rey for Nylon Magazine

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sagexhaley:

Pop punk bands saying “friends”

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lapfoxs:

ACCIDENTALLY STEPPING ON A SNAIL

image

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drunkblogging:

bye everyone

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gothgirlsgettingmoney:

My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay

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whitegirlsaintshit:

controlledeuphoria:

meanfaggot:

Paris: “yah”

Nicole Richie taught me how to be a friend

YAAAAASSSSS NICOLE DRAG HA!

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

imagine getting dragged by bey and nicki at the same time i wouldnt even fight back.

nicki: look at you you bald pbs gumby lookin nigga you will never amount anything

bey: nothing at all

me: YES ! I AIN’T SHIT ! SOAK MY SCALP IN A LEVEL 4 ACID ON THE PH SCALE SO MY HAIR WILL NEVER GROW BACK !

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diphtheria:

franzkafkavevo:

phlynn:

Industrial goth dance groups are having a good time

i wish i was having as much fun as them honestly

This is amazing

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toewscrosby:

please watch this cinematic masterpiece

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